If you could change one thing about your body, what would you change?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0tEcxLDDd4#t=196

“If a 10-year-old lit a fire at an American playground, someone would call the police and the kid would be taken for counseling.”
http://www.treehugger.com/culture/its-time-tear-swing-sets-and-let-our-kids-play-somewhere.html

If Facebook movies were more honest...

http://twentytwowords.com/if-facebook-movies-were-more-honest-theyd-look-like-this/

If animals ate fast food

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202199189044405&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater

If you could wish for anything...

2nd conditional

Cinderella by Roald Dahl

Pink - Who knew

Fill in the gaps with verbs in the past simple:
You ........... my hand
You ........... me how
You ........... me you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I ........... your words
And I ...........
In everything
You ........... to me
Yeah huh
That's right

If someone ........... three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you ........... forever
And ever, Who ...........

Remember when we ........... such fools
And so convinced and just too cool
Oh no, No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything

When someone ........... count your blessings now
'fore they're long gone
I guess I just ........... how
I ........... all wrong
They ........... better
Still you ........... forever
And ever, Who ...........

Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
I wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who ...........
My darling
My darling
Who ...........
My darling
I miss you
My darling
Who ...........
Who ...........

Full lyrics:
You took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's right

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever, Who knew

Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced and just too cool
Oh no, No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything

When someone said count your blessings now
'fore they're long gone
I guess I just didn't know how
I was all wrong
They knew better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew

Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
I wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My darling
Who knew
Who knew

Joan Osbourne - If God was one of us

If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets

And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the Pope maybe in Rome

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the Pope maybe in Rome

Grammar songs

if2
The Cardigans: No Sleep
Pocahontas: If I never knew you

if2, time expressions
Colin Blunstone: Old and Wise

indirect questions
Enya: Only Time

mixed tenses
Eric Clapton: Layla
Travis: Why does it always rain on me

ought to
Katie Melua: Lilac Wine

past simple
James Blunt: You´re Beautiful

past simple, past modals
Kelly Rowland: Stole

past simple/passive
Mike Oldfield: Moonlight shadow

present perf.cont., reported speech, future cont.
Billy Joel: Lullaby

questions
Eric Clapton: My father's eyes

superlative
Brian Adams: Inside Out

used to/would
The Cranberries: Just my Imagination

will for prediction
Katie Melua: 9 million bicycles

will for promises
Pink: Family portrait
Muse: Our time is running out